• Cashier: What size drink would you like?
    • Me: Five inches.
    • Cashier: sorry what size is that?
    • Me: So many.
    • Cashier: what
    • Me: Ten.
  1. emilyofthepen:

    They get away with so much stuff on this show

    (via crystallized-teardrops)

  2. crystalfy:

    It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

    same goes for students at schools

    I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

    (Source: a-puckish-rogue, via glass-monsters)

  3. (Source: correctly, via fattytofittyy)

  4. laughhard:

    Why isn’t this at every party?

  5. thisshitfunny:

    cocknurse:

    ………

    ??

    (Source: literallysame, via kassyandstar)

  6. yrdeadbeatfriend:

    sixpenceee:

    canoeing in a crystal clear lake 

    coolest but scariest fucking thing

    (Source: sixpenceee, via wonderrluust)

  7. yestermorning:

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    •••

    Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

    (via mytruth-be-told)

    fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

    nolahotsauce:

    you realize that was pinned through the condom, therefore, whoever took that is using a condom with a hole in it….

    thats the joke lol the irony of safe weekend

    (Source: sexhaver, via mytruth-be-told)

  8. oknope:

    the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

    (via fake-mermaid)