1. wibblywobblytimeywhimeyblog:







    looks like bhutan is on my shit list now. i have my eyes on you

    whats that country next to canada thats red?


    no next to, not under.

    it’s Alaska, its a state in america

    no i know what america is but whats that country next to canada though its on the side

    Still Alaska

    (Source: lookatthisfuckingoppressor, via hotguysandpizza)

  2. justbeingfabulous:

    you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

    (Source: kjxq, via crystallized-teardrops)

  3. cherenigans:

    do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it


    (via karkatstoaster)

    you’re lying if you didn’t sing this in your head

    (Source: waltdisneysdaily, via im-just-tea)

  4. themedusa-cascade:

    things that dont make you a rude guest:

    • asking for a drink
    • asking where the toilet is  
    • looking around the house 

    things that do make you a rude guest:

    • pissing in the fireplace 

    (via spoken-not-written)

  5. unconvenience:

    Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

    (Source: unconvenience, via pizza)


    Healthy Breakfast Quinoa and Broccoli Egg Muffins…RECIPE

    (via fit-me-is-coming)

  6. (Source: fit-fab-fun, via fit-me-is-coming)

  7. renegadegryphon:


    whenever i see posts like this i makeup backstories for the slutty girls



    Moral: Don’t judge people when you don’t even know them.

    Also, people can wear whatever the heck they want. Don’t judge them just because they’re not dressed to your tastes.

    (Source: vanwynqarden, via fit-me-is-coming)