1. jimdoesntcarrey:

    Where does your ankle… stop being your ankle???

    (via kassyandstar)

  2. thekatitube:

    DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

    (via kassyandstar)

  3. the-rain-monster:

    Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

    (Source: cryforce, via nice-tea)

  4. (Source: m0rtality, via flomation)

  5. bybriemartial:

    heyfunniest:

    Pokemon irl 

    I think my heart just literately stopped

    (via thenatureofthewomb)

  6. felineofavenueb:

    My dash wanted to finish the poem.

    (Source: valardaughter, via thenatureofthewomb)

  7. (Source: ayepeeezyyy, via 2lame-4fame)

  8. spoo-kyou:

    how much money do they pay the models in stock photos

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    like

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    seriously

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    wHAT

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    IS

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    THIS

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    I DON’T

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    UNDERSTAND

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    WHAT

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    IS THAT SALAMI

    (Source: too-gakuen, via hotboyproblems)

  9. jackwhitevevo:

    once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

    (via fake-mermaid)

  10. krystalrneth:

    i hate it when ur swatting a fly away and u accidentally touch it

    (Source: foodtrucker, via stay-ocean-minded)

  11. velvetqueer:

    uhmwillowsomething:

    huesosmccoy:

    why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

    uh 

    because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

    and not the slang word for the female genital region?

    literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

    (Source: littlemixens, via thenatureofthewomb)

  12. applescruff-s:

    chief-blue-meanie:

    chief-blue-meanie:

    “I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

    She is not happy.” 

    I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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    ok and now there’s another one

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    this is great

    (via kassyandstar)