1. ultrafacts:

    set-phasers-to-gay:

    j-to-rule-the-world:

    ultrafacts:

    Source For more facts, Click HERE to follow Ultrafacts

    Well somebody finally gets it!

    Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.

    (via heteroh)

  2. outerspacecake:

    alstr:

    "are you fucking serious"

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    yes

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    yes

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  3. zackisontumblr:

    do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

    (via ibetyoudidntknowhowmuchilovedyou)

    blusterousiris:

    Robyn Lawley, Jada Sezer, and Gabi Gregg for Swimsuits For All. 

    (via heteroh)

  4. apple-str1der:

    tips for new freshmen!

    • no one cares about anything
    • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
    • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
    • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
    • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

    (via mundanemerman)

  5. nowyoukno:

    Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

    (via offonahuntingtrip)

  6. awkward-fallen-angel:

    rustboro-city:

    hailhydrangeas:

    visual-hana:

    comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

    this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

    having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

    optimus prime

    (via offonahuntingtrip)

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  8. itseasytobemerry:

    thismachinespewssarcasm:

    itseasytobemerry:

    why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

    because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

    if anything it sets the mood

    (Source: itseasytoremember, via offonahuntingtrip)

  9. churchvan:

    if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

    (via yodas-tits)

  10. b4ssm4k3sth4tb1tchc0m:

    d0esntmakesense:

    moonglade-poetess:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

    fixed it.

    Obviously reblogging for the second picture

    LMAO

    (Source: memewhore, via wearyourscarsproudly)